tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11693891026298268912011-04-21T14:28:22.646-07:00Christian is Righthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06469248252169543421noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1169389102629826891.post-53979834779211885032008-07-23T12:07:00.001-07:002008-07-23T12:22:16.768-07:00Okay, so.<br /><br />I guess it would be firstly most appropriate to introduce myself. I'd hate to be uninvitingly in-your-face and flaunt out a super-bitch-attitude, but this is the Internet, and I'm trying my best to sell myself without being too much of a prostitute. Besides, that's what Jeffree Starr did and now he's... well, hm. I guess I should maybe take a different approach.<br /><br />My name is Christian - almost a paradox in itself, because the Word of God seems to absolutely <span style="font-style: italic;">hate </span>me. I was born lactose intolerant and my morals urge me to stop eating meat, making me a vegan; and, perhaps to some, automatically labels me as one of those "silly" animal rights activists. I never went to college because I've always thought I was too pretty for school. Huge mistake - I wasn't even the prom queen. But, I mean, <a href="http://www.baltimoresun.com/business/bal-degrees0717,0,332143.story">not going to college</a> doesn't make me an idiot or anything... right? I do yoga, I love kidney beans, and I would cut off my ears and nipples just for Channing Tatum to acknowledge my existence.<br /><br />Have you assumed enough yet? Yes, I'm gay - but don't fall too deep within the stereotypes, because for all you know, I could be some x-teen girl behind a laptop, bored at work, trying to pull a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOG0qm17ygw">Little Loca</a> on you.<br /><br />Also, this template bullshit is killing my aesthetic eye - I'll change it shortly.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1169389102629826891-5397983477921188503?l=christianisright.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Christian is Righthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06469248252169543421noreply@blogger.com0